Sightings & Satire

Rhubarb Queen, Colossal Carnivore & Miss Manners

              Excerpts are taken from the Moon Lake Town Times Newspaper.   The morning headlines. Sightings and Satire Congratulations to Ingrid Soren, the new Moon Lake Rhubarb Queen! At the sassy age of 72, she beat out other rhubarb enthusiasts. The contestants were judged on their creativity in the […]

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Babies, Dirt, and Poverty

              Excerpts are taken from the Moon Lake Town Times Newspaper. The morning headlines…. Sightings and Satire Congratulations to Moon Lake longtime resident Dorthea Svenson, who is thrilled to announce the birth of her eighteenth grandchild! She now holds the title of having more grandchildren than any other living […]

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Lost, Love, and Tutus

                Excerpts are taken from the Moon Lake Town Times Newspaper. The morning headlines…. Sightings and Satire Jon Jorgenson has lost his dark green fishing jacket. He says that he’s worn it every time he’s been out on the boat for the last twenty years and it’s become […]

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Dogs in Heat, Bad Hair, and Dirty Diapers

The morning headlines…. Sightings and Satire RETRACTION: We apologize for yesterday’s announcement on Mrs. Kara Jones’ pregnancy. We regret to say it was an embarrassing error based on a miscalculated observation that she quickly corrected us on. It did however result in an invitation from the local Weight Watchers chapter.   Be on the lookout […]

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